Author: phoenix567mps

she’s gone and all this time I’ve been chasing her i forgot what month I’m in. so i drive to the tesla dealership and get a calendar for $10.00(complete waste of money) i opened it up and i couldn’t it was stuck with sticky chewing gum i was so mad so i hoped in my white BMW. i drove down the road and saw this miniscule bird it was like1cm long it was crazy but i couldn’t stop i had to catch Karen but i think she’s gone and i will never see her again THE END of tesla stories….

and as confused as i was at how bad she was at disguises she was gone AGAIN! so i ran down the stairs and ran out the door and there she was but WITH A NEW TESLA! i was sad but i new what i had to do so i got in my BMW and chased her down but don’t worry i went at the speed limit wich was Hiten the rev limiter and then i lost her she must have turned when i looked at the speedo god damn i should have kept watching her now TO BE CONTINUED…

Karen she’s alive and she’s on the run. I chase her all across the town she runs into this old library that looks like it’s from night at the museum and its pretty cool but its not because its a library not a museum but oh no i lost Karen i look around the whole place and there she is staring at me from the candy bar she had old round glasses and i think she’s trying to look like a librarian wich she doesn’t she should know that i looked away for a second and to be continued… why!

it was so sad there was one tesla left i raced into the dealership and thought i got it so i hopped in then this old lady came up to me and screeched at me. “get out of my car,” she said. i replied “ok if you want me to Karen!. then i hopped out she hopped in and drove off i was sad but i pull out my Glock and shot her tires. “take that Karen!” and guess what it was actually my car and she stole it well. BOOM! aw come on your joking. to be continued… KAREN!

1 month later… it was built so its been here for about a week now and I’ve seen so many people driving out with a new tesla it might be a while before I get one myself because I’m only eleven. 6 years later I’m seventeen now and I’ve got my L’s and a Mazda buzz box so not a tesla but I will get one I promise. 3 years later I have my license and I can get my tesla I cant wait so I hop in my car and drive to the tesla dealership and it was TERRIFYING. to be continued…

so one day I was walking down the street that heads too my school right and I look to my left at what’s usually an old arcade but it wasn’t it closed down a few years ago but now its phenomenal I saw Elon musk standing on the other side of the street looking at that old arcade and on the for sale sign said it was sold I couldn’t wait I new what he was gonna put there it was gonna be a new tesla dealership and I would see it every day when I went to school to be continued…

down the back roads of town there was a bunch of teenagers teenagers always doing silly stuff without there parents knowing so back to the story they were down the back roads showin of there “sick” new vehicles they had the music cranked up and of they went down the streets the speedometer climbed up to 100 in seconds on the way down the highway down the streets and suddenly out of nowhere a fluffy little dog ran onto the road it just got missed and in slow motion the cars slowly finish the race and then they got chased by the police the end bye.

”I didn’t realise they could fly!” I always thought fish where made to swim not fly what is going on out here I cant believe I’ve been lied to my whole life I thought parents were supposed to always tell us the truth but obviously not but seriously how do fish fly well I guess I could research it. so I found that Choosing flight over fight, the flying fish whips its tail into a frenzy and shoots up out of the water. Then the airborne fish spreads its long, wing like fins and tilts them upward, similar to a bird.so that’s how that works guys.

Somewhere on the far corner of Byron bay stood an old brick thing that pointed towards the sky no body new what it was so it stayed there for a long time. until one day a tourist got mad with the ugly what you could call a tourist attraction but obviously not to this one so he made the decision that he`d run his fresh red Ferrari f8 tributo into it. so he put his foot down and floored it towards the brick tower like thing and during that he didn’t realize he was about to die. ”crash” the end!

one day on an old abandoned street layed the remains of an old garden fence where once lived an old man named what you want. well that’s what we think because that’s the only thing he ever says to us as well as you little whipper snappers get of my property. his parents were some great namers weve never actually asked what his name is he’s to wrinkly and scary well that’s what I think. but that fence has never been fixed it just sits and as he grows old so does the post. but should I ask his name?